Wow, I really am surprised. Within a day, the souvenir cup from the Cincinnati tennis tournament disappeared from the toilet tank. Today I noticed that the glass was gone.

Hallelujah! Hallelujah!

Honestly, I don’t even know how to spell hallelujah and I refuse to look it up because you know what I mean.

I’m so shocked. I cannot believe someone carried those things out of my bathroom without me having to hunt them down. I am feeling a big lump in my throat. I think I might cry!

I promised I would tell you if my social experiment failed. But really, as all true scientists know…bias has no place. Data tells the story. Obviously I’ll have to revise my thesis.

Mum, if you told the kids about this, well, shame on you!